The Wu-Tang Clan's IT Team Lead ([info]fiberpunk) wrote,
@ 2005-06-02 09:39:00
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When you get into Berkeley, they send you a certificate of achievement, suitable for framing. It says:
This is what you've been waiting for, the good news. You've been admitted to Berkeley. The sound you hear is the world opening up at your feet. It's the sound of ideas popping. Of every language, every point of view. Of conga drums, carillons, and a thousand things you've never known before. There is truly no place like Berkeley. Anywhere. And you've earned a place here. We think you can take this excitement and make it your own. Take the world's ideas and forge new ones. Learn. Imagine. Experiment. Create. Change the world.

Funny, when they rejected me last month, they didn't send me a letter that read:
Hey, you hear that? Over the wall there? It sounds pretty good, doesn't it? You wouldn't understand it, though. It's complicated. Have a good time at Chico State.

I like the idea of just collecting acceptance letters from prestigious schools and putting up a Wall of Possibilities in the office. Something that says, "Hey, I may be a dropout and something of an underachiever, but I do well on standardized tests."



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[info]gong_fei
2005-07-08 05:30 pm UTC (link)
i didn't think it was for framing. just an acceptance letter with oversized font.

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[info]fiberpunk
2005-07-08 05:52 pm UTC (link)
i didn't think it was for framing.

That's what you say. I once framed a receipt from the Olive Garden.

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[info]androgy8
2005-12-25 09:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm confused. They rejected you, but now you're there. Did they finally get some good sense?

That acceptance letter is odd sounding. Is it real? It's a little granola - that "change the world" part. I'm surprised they didn't include some P.S. which said "And be sure to properly recycle this letter so that we can change the world by saving some trees."

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[info]fiberpunk
2005-12-26 05:24 am UTC (link)
They rejected me and then accepted me upon appeal. The decision process is murky and the admissions officers are not particularly open; I have reason to believe that it was at least partially a question about transfer agreements.

Yes, the acceptance letter is real. They spend a lot of time trying to get you excited about coming to UCB immediately after they've accepted you. I suppose that's because nobody in their right minds is excited after the semester starts and the first week of homework is sitting on your desk.

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